Clean and Clear

I recently purged all my belongings, moved into a Ford Explorer and was sleeping on my mother's couch before the big move when I went out with my best friends. As the night ended, they talked about getting home to their husbands and kids while I sat in the back of the car, trying to cover up the fact that I had just spilled onions and cilantro all over a freshly vacuumed Lexus. What was I going home to? Acne medication. An early birthday present left in the bathroom for me by my mother. Thanks, Mom.