Sunday, January 3, 2010

Accidently X Rated

I think it was Maxim Magazine that used to have this column where people sent in accidental porn(ish) material. Well, somehow my family's Christmas seemed to be full of it. I know everyone says their family is crazy but seriously...
Little Sister got me this very thoughtful gift, The Neckline Slimmer. It was bad enough when brother warned me last year that I was no longer allowed to look down in any photos. Now I get this. So anyway, the "how to" shows a woman with an open mouth, bobbing her head up and down against the resistance of the gadget, big smile in place. Brother In-Law tried to get a video of me doing it before Brother revealed it's a hit on You Tube because it simulates a certain action. Now I can't use the thing without cracking up.


Then there was this. I don't think I need to explain why the jokes were endless. We're sick I tell you.

2 comments:

Karyn said...

deborah! my laugh lines! i try not to laugh, it only makes them worse. I have to think of the future but this is uncontrollable. hysterical.

Unknown said...

Maxim called it "found porn". I'd forgotten about the moose and his santa! You should submit that pic to maxim, it would have to be in the top 5!