It's a What?

Last night I came up with the perfect plan for my Saturday morning - go to a diner and search the paper for community events and garage sales to hit up after breakfast. So this morning, after the gal took my order I turned to the paper to find this as one of the "teasers" across the top of the front page. Uhhhhhhhhh...what?




So I turned to the story and read slowly, holding my breath to see if they'd actually address the obvious. When I got to this sentence, the suspense was almost too much- and I quote, "It was weird, it was a huge eel-like animal, with a big head...and it was pinkish/beige with some speckling down the sides. It looked just like a.....................................................................


Sea Monster."???!!!! Well, if that's what you want to call it. The people at the next table kept turning around to see what I was laughing at, you know, since I was alone and all. But I can't help it. Everytime I look at that thing.... priceless.